Auctioning Virginity to Pay Student Loans

We have heard stories of banks and debt collectors who asked student loan defaulters to go to the blood, sperm or egg donor facilities to get a little bit of money to pay some of the fees.

Hopefully, Salliemae does not get any ideas from this story, where a young woman is auctioning her virginity to be able to pay back her student loans.

We wonder if the student loan lenders will by able to hire lobbyists to change the law so that once a student has student loans, his virginity belongs to the bank.